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What movies have not aged well?

Last Updated: 16.06.2025 03:08

What movies have not aged well?

-”Ah so!”

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

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Live and Let Die

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

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On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

Moonraker

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-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-All the bad guys are black.

-J W Pepper

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-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

A View to a Kill

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Goldfinger

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

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-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

Octopussy

From Russia With Love

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-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

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-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

You Only Live Twice

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

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-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

How is a narcissist likely to handle situations when confronted with hard truths about themselves?

Diamonds Are Forever

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

The Man with the Golden Gun

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-”She is very sexyful!”

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

Dr No

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